Q. I’m interested in diminutive Scottish singer Sheena Easton. Is this the right page for me?
A. No. Try her Facebook page.
Q. Is this about Easton in Pennsylvania?
A. No. Try their official website.
Q. Are you an actual art critic?
A. No. It’s pretend. Like Harry Potter. So back off with your angry hate mail, people who post comments underneath Bristol Post articles about evil cyclists. Having said that like much satire there are some hidden truths made possible through the faux naïf authorial voice, yeah? Please buy the book for more details.
Q. So you think fly tipping is funny? You are everything that is wrong with this country and Brexit will get rid of your sort.
A. See previous answer.